About me.

[pre-neolithic man (LA = over-40) frozen March 2020,
now possibly thawing..]
As a non-recent UVA English/Drama major (see also: Tina Fey!) and after wasting away years in studio entertainment marketing- I realized I'd missed the Hollywood Internship window by at least
a decade...and so I better get writing! And all it took was a global pandemic to realize what I really wanted: to be an unemployed comedy writer.   

~*editor's note: this is also my Hinge profile so y'know... #efficiency.